Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

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Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."

by Edgar Tarsh November 9, 2019

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Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.

Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020

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Plug the bottle

After loosening the asshole the guy urinates inside and plugs it with a corkscrew. The next time they have sex you pull out the corkscrew and he drinks the pee while also using it as lube.

Damn man, me and my girl tried plug the bottle, it was awesome

by alpinecredits February 12, 2020

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on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally

Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle

by dogofpeace September 9, 2020

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