Apple Chapel

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".

Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.

by herrocroser July 3, 2011

bobbing for apples

When a male inserts one or more of his testicles into a female's anus and proceeds to have intercourse with her while his testicles remain engulfed in her rectum.

I'm gonna try this shit (bobbing for apples) at home...

by Nicklaus October 24, 2006

Apple Bobbing

A form of foreplay that involves a man or woman taking a Macintosh apple, inserting it into a woman's vagina and attempting to retrieve it by only using his or her teeth.

1. "That Macintosh is too bruised for apple bobbing; the juices will secrete from her vagina."

2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."

by MoMagikarp July 19, 2013

apple sourz

the most pointless spirit to be made of all time, comes in many useless flavours and is consumed by cowardly students who know no better who try and look 'ard but the barman is laughing his ass off at them and calling them a prick as they leave the bar, with all the other barmen/women around him laughing also.

Guy - hey barman, gimme 2 shots of apple sourz.
guy 2 - wow, where so hardcore
barman - errrm, no, fuck off out of my pub you cowards.

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

sliced apples

The fucking coolest shit eva! Better than that fucking cool beans shit. Oh yeah!!

Her pussy was like sliced apples!

by Mitch Rebarchek October 23, 2005

apple sauce

a girl has to shit into a bowl and the guy has to jizz in it and mix it with the guys penis and the girl has to eat it with a spoon

she told me to to make her apple sauce and she puked up shit

by juicy sack January 9, 2009

apple crisp

Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.

Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.

by my pet tit October 22, 2011