Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Nobel Shark

A Nobel Shark is a close word to "dumb shit" or "no brain study"

Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"

by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 9, 2024

Great-white-sharked

When you think you got a big dick and some one shows up and is an even bigger asshole than you.

“You thought you were the shit, but you got great-white-sharked.”

by lasherpa November 28, 2022

Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}

What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.

by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 11, 2025