hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.

Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.

by Shawnstarring January 21, 2016

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

russian cum waffle

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.

My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.

"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"

by itsjustme8d9 May 9, 2009