russian cum waffle

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.
by 2pptoulchs February 11, 2018
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waffle house style

to do something (or someone) quick and easy. Comes from the popular restaurant, which is famous for being able to get food quick and easy. Can be applied to anything, but usually applied to getting some with sluts.
Dave: I don't know who to call because nobody will want to hang if we only have an hour.

Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style
by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh October 21, 2009
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hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.
Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.
by Shawnstarring November 17, 2015
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Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket
The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up
by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019
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Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.
She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.
by J Squiggle July 27, 2010
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Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 08, 2008
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twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.
"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"
by itsjustme8d9 May 09, 2009
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