1) someone (usually male) who is suspicious of cooperation, disagreeable and obtuse in conversation and group work. Also is a meek beta bitch nerd.
2) a nerd who is also a complete little shit.
you've never wanted to stuff someone in a locker so badly, this nerd is a total piece of shit and can be identified by his uncooperative, annoying tone of voice and scrawny little body. His body is most likely made of ritz crackers and club soda because this mother fucker can't even deal with meat sauce on his spaghetti noodles.
2) a nerd who is also a complete little shit.
you've never wanted to stuff someone in a locker so badly, this nerd is a total piece of shit and can be identified by his uncooperative, annoying tone of voice and scrawny little body. His body is most likely made of ritz crackers and club soda because this mother fucker can't even deal with meat sauce on his spaghetti noodles.
(ex)
Camp Counselor) Ok so everyone wants to play ultimate frizzby today?
Literally Everybody) Yeah!!!
Shit Nerd) in a nasally, annoying tone of voice* "But I want to play bad mitten"
Camp Counselor) Yeah well were playing frizzby today you little shit nerd
ex)
oh crap Arons in our group, he'll never agree to the same topic as the rest of us.
yeah dude what a shit nerd.
ex)
Can you believe he just runs around killing people all by himself on that online game all day every day?
Yeah what a total shit nerd.
Camp Counselor) Ok so everyone wants to play ultimate frizzby today?
Literally Everybody) Yeah!!!
Shit Nerd) in a nasally, annoying tone of voice* "But I want to play bad mitten"
Camp Counselor) Yeah well were playing frizzby today you little shit nerd
ex)
oh crap Arons in our group, he'll never agree to the same topic as the rest of us.
yeah dude what a shit nerd.
ex)
Can you believe he just runs around killing people all by himself on that online game all day every day?
Yeah what a total shit nerd.
by Shitlorddefinitions August 14, 2018
by NeMoD May 22, 2006
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A person who is ignorant of traditional "nerdy" things, and is ignorant of their own ignorance. Give these people a break! Instead of being mean about it, inform them about these things! Ignorance is not the same thing as stupidity, so don't beat these poor people up for it. It just gives you an chance to talk more about your "nerdy" interests and encourage them to learn more.
A: She's such a fake nerd!
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
by SGE4LIFE February 11, 2018
kind of like speaking in the 3rd person, only different. more like speaking in another voice, the nerd voice. geekspeak, technotalk.
you: 'Hey honey, check out this new iphone app. it rawks cuz it uses the accelerometer, the magnetometer and back ground notifications.'
your significant other: 'whaaaat? didn't we talk about not talking in the nerd person around the house?'
your significant other: 'whaaaat? didn't we talk about not talking in the nerd person around the house?'
by tommypjr August 31, 2009
Kristen was so drunk and passed out that he jizzed on her so I poured Nerds on her and she looked like a Nerds Rope!
by CarlyFro February 04, 2011
The "die" that nerds may refer to when cornered and unable to convince another nerd that they are right.
A third grader might say, "Yea? So! Well...my daddy makes more than your daddy!"
While a nerd would say...
A third grader might say, "Yea? So! Well...my daddy makes more than your daddy!"
While a nerd would say...
by RaLegg November 08, 2007