Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.
Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.
by March 20, 2024
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curry in bed

me: yo man i ate the best curry in bed yesterday
friend: damn dude toss some garam masala my way next time
by zootmenoot March 24, 2017
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bed then behead

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.
by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010
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an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024
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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.
Let's have sex in a bench bed
by G. Dawg October 12, 2021
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Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."
by ThomasJohn June 12, 2012
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