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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.
The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"
by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011
mugGet the Bacon-Trainmug.

Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
mugGet the Baconingmug.

long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
mugGet the long baconmug.

Turkey bacon

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang
by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024
mugGet the Turkey baconmug.

That’s bacon

When the girl you’ve been starring at from across the bar walks over and says “let’s go to my place”. THAT’S BACON!
“That’s Bacon” means awesome,amazing or anything cool
by Killer-Cam November 12, 2020
mugGet the That’s baconmug.

bacon taco

a taco sell mad from bacon
Cace: Dude i just had the best bacon taco in my life
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
mugGet the bacon tacomug.

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