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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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Whale load

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.
by girthycock666 July 24, 2018
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fat whale

by natalie newman March 13, 2022
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Submerged Whale Tail

A Submerged Whale Tail is when you wear a thong on a windy day intentionally to show the 'Whale tail' of the thong beneath the waves the skirt makes in the wind. Rocking a Submerged Whale Tail is best done with a short pleated skirt on a windy day, but really any flippy short skirt will work so long as it's breezy enough. Instead of displaying the whale tail out of water (meaning being intentionally seen peeking up under low rise jeans) flashing a Submerged whale tail is the miniskirt alternative.
On a breezy day Andi went on a walk with her friends in a denim pleated mini skirt and flashed a submerged whale tail.
by Roachwitch September 23, 2022
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.
by adp723 October 13, 2016
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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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