An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.
Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010
Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.
"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."
"What a douche berg."
by whaWHApopPOP December 16, 2011
by jelly3299 November 05, 2010
Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 30, 2014
Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.
by Tamtortilla October 16, 2009
Someone who conisistently makes fun of you and your Toontown lifestyle. They are inconsiderate of your feelings towards Toontown and could not care less. Often times, they are a close friend who does not understand the benefits of Toontown, cogs, gags, etc.
by jm6969 July 28, 2012