Junior swag

When you absolutely bomb something, mimicking the struggles of a junior in high school. Also known as failing miserably.

Turd: Hey how'd that chemistry test go today guys?

Cool Guy: Oh I aced that thing. Basically went Jesus mode.

Turd: How about you?

Junior: Good god I junior swagged out hard today.

Turd: Soooo, F, right?

Junior: Yeah. 23%. Junior swag!

by ToilaHoney March 14, 2012

Chill-Swag

1. The act of being high and friendly with the ladies.

2. The art of being relaxed and simultaneously displaying extreme swagger.

You walk into your friends apartment and he has a bong on the coffee table and two ladies on his side. You say, "Dude, got that chill-swag."

by BroManGuyDude000 September 2, 2012

Nova Swag

The act of being so swaggerific that when you walk into a room, everybody stops to admire your swag.

Sup wodie, you got figh dolla I kin howld till fridy fo my Nova Swagga a$$?

by NovaSwagga January 18, 2012

limp swag

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.

Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.

by th3thomas August 19, 2011

Swag Stop

Swag Stop refers to visiting a store to purchase swag, otherwise known as items that increase your appearance.

Yo, I gotta make a swag stop and get some new kicks.

by wonkythumb August 20, 2011

Swag meal

The swag meal is the most legendary meal for gaming containing Dino nuggies as the main course, Nacho Cheese Doritos and as the drink Mountain Dew

Jared “ayo what you got for lunch today?”
Max “I got that Swag Meal”
Jared “SHEEEEEEEESH”

by Swagger meal February 13, 2021

ulrik swag

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Person 1: Ulrik was looking real swaggy last night
Person 2: ulrik swag

by ninkja May 19, 2021