Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

the space camp junkies

a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes

played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"

by a fan June 5, 2004

uber space gimp

'Cool' Asian nerd with eating disorder. The space gimp is not a person but a phenomenon. Her strange obsession with cat clothing and astonishing ability in the field of ‘gimp pimping’ has made her renowned throughout the universe.

The space gimp is usually found in the solitude of computer room 3 where she hides her vast stash of donuts. She can be recognized by her gimp like features and is often seen brandishing her USB stick or laughing at birds.

'Lam, your such an uber space nerd'
'Dude, did you see teddy get mauled by the uber space gimp today'
uber space nerd: 'can someone lick my back?'

by Napoleon April 16, 2005

taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet

I just gave your sister a taiwanese space helmet!

by 1337m4n November 8, 2007

space launch system

huge ass rocket by nasa, uses 2 giant boosters and 4 weird small engines which shoot out hot gas and won't fly till like 2023

"So, sir, when do you expect the Space Launch System to launch?"

" "

"Ah, shit, here we go again."

by RiceOfCourse June 27, 2022

toxicity vs space

weighing up pros and cons of moving to a tinytiny place. deep inside you know its best to do it. and your kids might like it. and your partner may be relieved to know youve freed yourself from a poisonous environment.

Ximène: "its a matter of toxicity vs space. thats it. lowering your standards vs deadly chemistry. its easy."

by Krkič March 7, 2021

space suit maintenance

Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.

"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."

by the_$tarter November 19, 2013