Jelly snake

English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.

I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!

by Xenophon7.92 July 18, 2010

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016

Queen Snake

When a female snake slithers up your urethra and controls your dick with its head and your mind with its tail

Sorry for how weird I was yesterday, I had a queen snake controlling me yesterday

by asrael October 9, 2020

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

T bone snake

A big penis can referred to as a t bone snake

" t bone snake "

by Shoegal September 6, 2014

One fang snake

Syringe full of poison (heroin)

Don't sell your soul for that one fang snake.
I think Jackie on that one fang snake

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 21, 2019

snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009