baby shark

Best song of all time, that’s all I have to say

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK
DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST

by Ledwel November 13, 2018

shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

Sharkie

A very rare and butch individual, we don’t know whether it is male or female, we just know for a fact that it’s a sea predator. Their favourite terms are “iya” “have ya got a spare fag” and “Oi” in their overly aggressive voice. They like to call a cigarette a gazzler.

Iya everyone this is Sharkie, aka the sea predator

by ButchAssBitch October 20, 2017

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 29, 2015

Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.

Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.

by Mookie81 January 27, 2021

Sharkey

Chicago

Guy 1: "Sharkey"
Guy 2: "I think you mean Chicago"

by SuperDuperSaiyan October 21, 2018