Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

salty

Basically CharaIsGod

Wow! Stop being like CharaIsGod, you're like so salty today!

by Toucan - Sama August 23, 2016

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Salty

Having an unpleasant disposition , demeanor or vibe, often abrasive ,unfriendly and or unamused.

Helen never smiles and always looks like a salty bitch.

by Hotep Helen February 4, 2019

salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019