Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) 

The SSR, is a group of Elite, Fast, Motorcycle Racers and Track Day Enthusiassts who reside mainly ont he forum www.DCSportbikes.com.

Theie rejection of the Guapanese Language makes them a hated foe to the Big Sack Ridaz (BSR) of the same website.

Unfortunately the SSR being a group of highly motivated Military lead (SteelRain, A former Marine is their leader; with his section leaders being former military, law enforcement, or governemnt officials). More commmonly the SSR leaves the BSR sucking on fumes.

"Dem Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) fools just stabbed them BSR tools on the inside of turn 1 and left like screem and parkers, mang!"

Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) by RF900r November 7, 2006

squirelly 

Crazed, wacked out dog whose rear legs fully extend past the front two while in a full-out running motion. When on grass, turf flies left, right and center. Can be caused by screaming a spastic "squirelly" multiple times until the dog flips out. Must emphasize that it must be screamed as: "squir-leeeeeeeeee" over and over, with enough force to make your face turn red.

Look ma, that dogs gone squirelly.

squirelly by Skawt N. October 23, 2005

SquirrelChoker 

One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.

Guy one- Tom Cruise is such a SquirrelChoker
Guy two- Ya he choked his squirrel all night.

SquirrelChoker by Squirrelchoker1 August 5, 2009

Squirrell Syndrome 

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

Squirrell Syndrome by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

squirrely fart nut 

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.

oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut

squirrely fart nut by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017

Squirruls

When you have the squirts and the hurls at the same time.

Man, this morning was rough! Woke up, ran to the pisser, and had the squirruls like a mofo! Musta been some bad Mexican food last night.

Squirruls by bfoss July 23, 2009

flying squirrell 

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.

Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.

flying squirrell by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006