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russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.
by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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Russian Touroulette's Syndrome

n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.
Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan
by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020
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Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night
by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023
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Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.
Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!
by lgndgumball June 2, 2018
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