Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn
by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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Hot Russian Brides

Where beauty meets the beast.

A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016
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Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.
Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.
by Stupidstupidman April 21, 2018
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Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
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russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.
by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017
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