Boat

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Boat

Large cock

"Do you want to see my big boat?"

by emopelican November 4, 2022

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

hold the boat

1. Telling somebody to wait or stop doing something.

2. It can also be used as an expression of surprise or anger.

"Hold the boat! Don't move! There's oncoming traffic!"

"Hold the boat! You're telling me the homework was supposed to be due today? Dang it!"

by JontyMaster June 3, 2022

Nice Boat

When someone’s ex disposes them for cheating.

“Man, John got Nice Boated. Moral: Don’t cheat.”

by CapTouhou January 26, 2022

boat

a place for demons to sit

GET IN THE BOAT

by PIIIIII January 31, 2022