jack off

5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

by alex December 30, 2003

blow off

British slang for farting.which is far different from the American meaning: to ignore, avoid, dumping of a girlfriend or boyfriend

that old man over there looks like he is about to blow off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

off key

wrong , sick , disgusting , good ,

that chick is offkey (in a horrible way)
or that car is offkey look at the 24"s on it.

by tingsy August 6, 2003

Get off

-To ejaculate
-to have an orgasm
-to have sex
-to get off of something

Lizzi- "Dan get off of me!"

Lizzi- "I sucked Dan's cock to let him get-off"

Lizzi- "Danny get off on my face!"

Lizzi- "OOOOOOHHHH YEAH, Right There!! *Squeals*"

by ELlZABETH December 6, 2006

Log-off

Another way to tell someone get out of your face or to stop harassing you.

Chick 1: Was that you making time with my boyfriend last night at the club?
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.

by Bifloman August 13, 2008

freak off

1. Freak Off: A Term Commonly used by Rap artists to define the act of releasing pent-up sexual tension

You Know you wanna see how cali girls freak off, after that five hour flight from New York

by John;lkhsadflj July 26, 2006

Googling off

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"

Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."

by WED September 4, 2005