Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

by *412 April 05, 2011

The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

boom chicken soup

Exploding chicken soup

BOOM CHICKEN SOUP!!!

by thatonesexymotherfucker May 07, 2015

open a can of soup

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

by Jim Pony August 08, 2009

Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 04, 2006

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 04, 2011

Coffee Soup

no mug? are you high? all you need is a red pong cup and a spoon. coffee soup!

you just smoked a lil somethin somethin and well, pertaining to college students, you're broke and all you've got in your dorm is some ground coffee, beer pong necessities, a coffee maker and spoons. since you're blasteed, you turn into a god and konw just whast to do. coffee + pong cup + spoon = coffee soup

noun: "Sally, this coffee soup spoon is very smooth"

"Why take you Donna"

verb: "Norma, let's coffee soup!!"

by Lauren FF November 07, 2006