Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

nice sarcasm

an oxymoron involving sarcasm and an intent not to offend.... most of the time

Person 1: You are a fascinating duo, did you two know that?
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....

by badass_asian_ninja August 24, 2011

Nice guys finish last

True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.

Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)

by TheRealNiceguy January 13, 2022

grandma nicely

a short but stout woman in stature but not a force to be reconed with. she is famous for telling others that they are overweight or that their clothes are too tight!!! very scarey............

"Lyndsi's had enough!!!" said grandma nicely

by jac nard August 2, 2009

twice as nice

When you are just buzzed and just high enough to feel two times as good as when sober but are not too drunk to drive or function on a medium level.

Grayson: "Dude, last night i smoked a blunt and a white Russian."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."

by Pink Caddy September 25, 2012

nicehole

When someone is being very nice, about being an asshole. Doing asshole-ish things possibly on accident, but definitely in a nice way.

The client made me redo the text 5 times, but she was such a nicehole about it.

by str8edge August 31, 2012

Nice Guys Finish Last

When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.

Nice Guys Finish Last

by YrnNoFlexZone August 4, 2017