Irish massage

A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.

If you spill my pint, you're gonna get an Irish massage.

by ITZOFFICIAL August 7, 2014

Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

mass-deck

the deck were massing occurs
(also see mass)
(also see crete)

Let's go crete on the mass-deck.

by poop December 13, 2003

massavive

adj.(?)
Very large in relation to terrorism as seen through the eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic.
(Yet another retarded thing Rich says when he means something in English.)

"but anyways its happening bro< masss murder< terrorist armys in every city< MASSAVIVE home breakins"

by AndiPants June 22, 2006

masscheckatone

When in a group, someone's cell phone rings, causing the entire group to reflexively check their phone.

While in the elevator, Frank's phone rang, causing a masscheckatone.

by Coach Burke May 31, 2007

mass com

Weight watchers unite practice mass communication before mass communion.

Joining mass com has taken a real weight off my shoulders.

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

mass-mooserar

a person who murders alot of moose's.

Oh my god there's that mass-mooserar, he should have never been let out of jail WELL I NEVER!

by Amalia Carroll May 30, 2008