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Matthew Kim 

Usually a great hypebeast, wearing Yeezys every chance he can. Without his glasses, he can see very well but his glasses make him smarter, cooler and hawter. Love that nigga
Some random ass nigga: Yo who that hypebeast, mang?
Some random ass white person: Thassa Matthew Kim my nigga
Some random ass nigga: Whatchu say white boi?
*Some random ass white person has left the discord chat*

Matthew Lush 

A so called god of myspace. And in the top ten on youtube. Has soo many friends on myspace that all added him because he is good looking.
All his friends on that site are emos who think it's cool too to be emo and go too starbucks.
Matthew Lush tends too have his myspace page theme consistently changed to whatever is the latest rad thing too do.
Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps and other enemies of the large emo population like to go to starbucks.

People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.

Matthew Lush and his myspace is just one big empire of dirt. Everything about him and the friends on his space is fake. He is only preaching about vegetarian too look cool.
He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are gorgeus looking.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.
Matthew Lush: I feel like a iced tea

Followers: Oh wow your so cool! you like iced tea and your gay and you think your hot. That is like so hot and rad. I'm so sad your gay :(
Matthew Lush by Porridgey December 14, 2008

Matthew Cook 

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.
Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020

matthew fischer 

fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo
Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks

Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer
matthew fischer by Robert Swann April 23, 2011

Matthew 15:4 

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.
Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!
Matthew 15:4 by Guyoo December 8, 2007

Matthew Scott Tetreault 

a majestic bearded man who lives in the forest with his pretty little wife Jacqueline. He loves Pokemon and zombie killing. But also has a very sensitive side to him. He is one regal creature.
did you see Matthew Scott Tetreault with Jacqueline? They are so cute.