Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 3, 2024

Dancing Machine Momo

Dancing Machine Momo is a nickname for the very popular K-pop idol Momo(Hirai Momo) Who also happens to be from Twice(a very popular K-pop girl group) and is commonly known for her dancing. Hence the name” Dancing Machine Momo”

“Go! Dancing Machine Momo!!”
“Dancing Machine Momo is my bias!!”
“I’ll be the next Dancing Machine Momo!!”

by K-pop stan with back pains<3 December 14, 2023

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).

Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.

by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024

Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.

Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.

by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024