January 30th 2001

No CaP - the ChILLest mf was born on this day and we should all be thankful for her/him/they. FrFr go say ML to this person.

SHE/HE/THEYS A BAD B**** CAUSE HER/HIS/THEIR BIRTHDAY IS January 30th 2001.

by thatsbitchspeltB-I-C-T-H November 11, 2019

January 19th 2038

The end of the world.

This is when the unix epoch reaches 2,147,483,647 (2^31 - 1) this number is too much for the system to handle and then goes to -2,147,483,648 causing confusion

there is a backup by making it 64 bits instead if 32 thus extending the limit to happen in 2486

When does the integer overflow? January 19th 2038

by Local Pillow July 12, 2021

January 20, 2009

The glorious, GLORIOUS day George W. Bush And Dick Cheney get their punk asses out of the white house after the 2008 elections. The end of an error.

January 20, 2009. A day that will live in GLORY!

by Adrian August 12, 2007

Just Jesus January

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.

"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"

by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

january 20 2018

trumps first year

its surprising its January 20 2018 and trump is still president

by Evandjdjsjskdks May 21, 2017

January 16th

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬

On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏

by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020