Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

Jake Paul

A Youtuber, that is the cause of cancer. And has a severe case of Dabbing and it is a really bad virus to society.

"dab on them haterz". Jake Paul constanly says with his ten cans of red bull

by oooooft February 24, 2018

Jake Paul

a gay ass faggot that don't know how to live and is the origin of cancer

*meeting friend in hospital* ''how did you get cancer '' ''i watched jake paul''

by jakepaulaitis March 17, 2018

Jake

A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.

Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake

by Someone anonymously crushing August 3, 2018

Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds

He is insane he must be a Jake

by Lil pony king February 21, 2019