by Mad Biddies February 11, 2008
Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.
This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
Teenage girl drops her lipstick.
Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.
Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.
by fanboy January 02, 2005
When Louie's beer shits started acting up in the middle of math class, he realized he'd better be out like the vapors to save himself from the biggest embarrassment of his life.
"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"
"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"
by Nick D February 10, 2004
Comes from the old transformers cartoons where Starscream of the Decepticon's would always try his hardest but would somehow go wrong and Megatron the leader of the Decepticons would just say "You fail me again Starscream."
Definition: Someone who tries extremely hard but in the end it blows up in there face and everyone laughs and ridicules them.
Definition: Someone who tries extremely hard but in the end it blows up in there face and everyone laughs and ridicules them.
Dood, all i tried to do was fix your comp and now im getting fucking treated like Starscream from you assholes.
by JamerJones November 14, 2007
by GilKo September 22, 2013
n. to drive recklessly and quickly like the (in)famous Boating School episodes from the popular Nicktoon Spongebob Squarepants: can also be compared to "drive it like you stole it" and "drive like a crazy mo-fo."
Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!
"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!
"Dude what's going on? Why are the cops chasing you?"
"Shut up and Floor It Like Spongebob!"
by CMW2010 February 14, 2010
by wendy g. January 22, 2020