When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
by KJ Clayton February 13, 2023

That white girl hood.
by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest
How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?
by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023

A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.
by Betsyboop February 3, 2025

A sexy witchy woman of the highest calibre of intelligence. She will steal your soul and offer it up to the river Gods. She never Strays too far from the Nashwaak River, because she is in love with it.
by Robin of the Woods September 3, 2020

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
