Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

Irish Baby Rattle

\I"rish Ba"by Rat"tle\;(proper noun): A home made child's toy, made from an empty beer bottle and a bent bottle cap that is placed inside the bottle producing the desired rattle effect.

I was baby sitting my brother's infant son, and I didn't have any toys for him to play with so I made him an Irish Baby Rattle from an empty beer bottle.

by 00Mancandy April 5, 2011

irish sandbag

After you have applied sand to you testicles while wearing a kilt, you tea bag your partner, while also chugging a pint of Guinness.

It was St Patricks Day and she asked me what was under my kilt, so I gave her the Irish sandbag.

by Majorleehung July 27, 2014

irish goodnight

When the host of a party starts screaming and throwing all the coats at the guests to get them to leave. Coined by Tina Fey in _Bossypants_, it should not be confused with an irish goodbye.

Yet another sound of breaking glass led my wife to immediately break up the party with an irish goodnight.

by Freddy Hg June 3, 2016

Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.

Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!

by Inkk May 1, 2012

Irish Getaway

Sneaking out of work early to go to a pub

Mike made an Irish getaway yesterday and went to the Blarney Stone Pub

by The Jasper Show December 3, 2013

irish catapult

An Irish Catapult is a sex game which requires a rock hard, throbbing erection, a coin, and a descent woman. The man puts the coin on his erection, and with all of his cock power, he throws it into the air and flips it. If the coin lands heads up, the woman gives the man head, and if it lands face down, looks like the man is takin the dirt road home. (Anus). Do the Irish helicopter in the elevator, and out house, your son's birthday party your hot co-worker, your 12....I mean 18 year old neighbor, and why not your own step mother. Play with caution, because this game can get addicting faster than you can say "pregnant nun"!

I got head from a bad bitch named cinnamon last night while playing that sexy game, Irish Catapult.

by brasspair May 6, 2014