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Facebook Fabulous

Adjective for People who Intertwine and wrap their lives around the phenomena called Facebook. Typically these people engage in political rants, post pictures of themselves as if they were fashion models or icons. They also suffer from certain delusions that they are really affecting the world through their posts on Facebook. They can be categorized as narcissistic, egomaniacal, and believing that ALL of their socialization on Facebook is completely healthy. Usually they check in 10 -12 Hours a day but it can be less. However the situation, these individual believe its healthy to socialize through a computer ALL day, instead of having a life away from Facebook.
That girl spent 14 hours on Facebook without washing her azz , that is unhealthy, She gotta be FACEBOOK FABULOUS
by Duke1220 September 4, 2013
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Facebook Boo

When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.
"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
by Dynamite!! October 13, 2011
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facebook time

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.
"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
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Facebook Gangster

A person who acts tough on Facebook but would never confront you or say the same nasty comments to your face because they are too chicken to be real with you in person versus hiding like a pussy behind the computer screen.
by Pawitchywoman November 16, 2013
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Facebook Manwhore

A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.
by TheMexicanBrat November 16, 2011
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facebook culler

A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.
by rastadee September 8, 2009
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facebook duet

facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -

Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!

Incorrectly Done Example:

Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
by HeartSleeves June 22, 2009
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