Adjective for People who Intertwine and wrap their lives around the phenomena called Facebook. Typically these people engage in political rants, post pictures of themselves as if they were fashion models or icons. They also suffer from certain delusions that they are really affecting the world through their posts on Facebook. They can be categorized as narcissistic, egomaniacal, and believing that ALL of their socialization on Facebook is completely healthy. Usually they check in 10 -12 Hours a day but it can be less. However the situation, these individual believe its healthy to socialize through a computer ALL day, instead of having a life away from Facebook.
That girl spent 14 hours on Facebook without washing her azz , that is unhealthy, She gotta be FACEBOOK FABULOUS
by Duke1220 September 04, 2013
Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.
Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."
Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."
Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"
Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."
Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"
Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."
Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"
Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."
Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"
by iG SPYD3R September 23, 2010
A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.
facebook culler facebook whore
by rastadee September 08, 2009
facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
by HeartSleeves June 22, 2009
A person who acts tough on Facebook but would never confront you or say the same nasty comments to your face because they are too chicken to be real with you in person versus hiding like a pussy behind the computer screen.
by Pawitchywoman November 16, 2013
When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
Status Update: Jennifer
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
by Aphroditesdesire January 16, 2012
The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.
Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010