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fakestep 

A subgenre of pop music, utilizing generic dubstep elements such as the "womp womp" effect, screeching shifting noises and syncopated beats to make it sound "cool".

This subgenre attracts wealthy suburban white kids wearing bright clothes or animal costumes that you see in Burning Man or Coachella festival so they can join in the mainstream bandwagon.
Flo Rida - Good Feeling
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Alex Clare - Too Close

All of the above are considered to be fakestep.
fakestep by TenPenny April 24, 2014

fakesonry 

Those beautiful new houses that look like they are built of rendered solid brick but it's just rendered blue board over a timber frame.
Jock is really bummed, that McMansion he bought for a cool million isn't solid brick at all it's fakesonry.
fakesonry by squidlip August 9, 2017
fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried
Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!
Fakesta by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021

facespacer 

someone who uses both facebook and myspace
sam: you gotta facebook?

jill: you gotta myspace?

jax: ITS ALL GOOD BABY! I GOT BOTH YOU FORGET IM A FACESPACER BITCH!!!!!!!
facespacer by jibbarousseau May 30, 2009

Faceshmooping 

The act of posting a mushy, saccharine message to your significant other on Facebook, where everyone is forced to read it; a form of electronic PDA. See: the "Shmoopy" episode of Seinfeld.
"Did you see Johnny's birthday post to his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."
Faceshmooping by Brooksie380 July 16, 2009

Facespat 

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.
Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."
Facespat by Phluker September 29, 2009