Douche nugget 

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.

"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."

Douche nugget by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017

Douche Metal 

When a douchebag listens to certain overly popular bands who consider them metal when in reality they're not

You see that douchebag right there? He likes Five Finger Death Punch. That's Douche Metal

Douche Metal by Ormagoddenatron June 9, 2017

Douche Move 

Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.

ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.

Douche Move by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

Douche Act by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010

douche mover 

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

douche mover by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

Douche bag Christmas swagg 

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.

cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

Douche bag Christmas swagg by briggles December 10, 2010

Douche Canoe 

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

Douche Canoe by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012