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douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011
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Douche Sauce

The excessive use of offensively odoriferous body sprays for men.
What is that smell. Oh T-Bag is saturated in douche sauce
by mo_az September 16, 2010
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Vanilla Douche

It is the cream that erupts inside you when a man ejaculates.
Oh man, that vanilla douche was extreme! It filled up my uterus!
by jelly3299 November 6, 2010
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Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.
by I8mypen April 19, 2009
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douche whap

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.
by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006
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Douche Squad

A group of douches. (Read: Douchey people).
Also pertains to a certain computer repair company.
"That's some straight up Douche Squad shit right there!"
by jazzmang September 22, 2008
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Douche McClouche

-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
Kirby is such a Douche McClouche! I can't believe he pulled that adolesent bull.
by Brittany and Danielle December 2, 2007
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