dead monkey 

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

dead monkey by LeviathanRX May 6, 2008

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

Dead Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

dead lit 

1. Another term for "cashed".

2. When whatever you are smoking your marijuanna out of is finished, leaving behind nothing but ash.

"This is dead lit. Let's pack another one."

"Is this dead lit?"
- "No, there's still one more hit left."

dead lit by anita hardone April 19, 2009

dead bahh 

Feeling tired, bored, unmotivated, wanting to sleep in the hallway of Hotel Indigo, etc........

Ashley is always dead bahh.

dead bahh by Flimmwad December 28, 2009

dead elephant 

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

dead elephant by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010

Dead Load 

1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.

2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)

Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.

Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!

I am a Dead Load.

Dead Load.

Dead Load by KillaK23 April 22, 2011

Dead bear penis 

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

Dead bear penis by Not my real name September 20, 2015