closeafuckingnough

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021

Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.

The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

closeaway

When someone is close but far away

Mike is closeaway

by RedTheShiba September 21, 2021

closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 4, 2021