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captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.
John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.
by Billy Idol July 7, 2006
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Captain Camambro

1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
by Capatain Camambro September 8, 2006
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Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.
by chapsta July 6, 2007
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captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
by skaterboy December 30, 2007
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captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.
Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010
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Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010
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Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011
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