whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Navy Boats

Navy Boats

Man 1: Navy Boats!
Man 2: Navy Boats!

by TheDeepDebunk September 24, 2019

BOAT

Something something of all time. The zoomies use it as a mockery or something, someone isn't the GOAT, he's the BOAT pls someone that speaks zommie language to add a proper definition by googling "urban dictionary add a word" I wanna know what the fucking B stands for, I'm dying to know.

- Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to retire after setting the record for most consecutive wins and consecutive losers
- That's why he's the BOAT!

by The_boat August 4, 2024

yn boat

close-friends or friends you have a strong connection with.

glad to have you on the yn boat twin

by 9trace February 4, 2025

Boat

A flying restrant with electricity and the oral food is to not the yummy. Sassy prinsces comes with the thang and they will slay queen

O it boat. Don’t even say it gonna kill

by I is so kool May 23, 2018