Alan

Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗

You are the alan of my life

by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024

Alanis

has a gf named jade and is very respected period

"Did you know Alanis gf is named Jade"

by rose toy explosion January 16, 2024

Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.

Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.

by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024

Aland Ahmed

A big nose villager who was one of the terrorists behind 9/11

Person 1: Can i trade my emeralds?
Aland Ahmed: Hrrrrrr *Blows Up*

by baglayyourmum January 22, 2024

Alana

a whore

yo bro you hear how Alana believed some random guy over me even though we had been talking for a while and i had been nothing but nice to her and how to embarrassed me Infront of the whole school Shes a whore

by Jwill1109999999999 January 23, 2024

Alan

A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.

“Alan is a nice person.”

by Jtay23 January 24, 2024

Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast

Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude

by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023