christian alexander lanza

Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.

Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.

by Loversinthedarkness August 7, 2023

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alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes

Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!

by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018

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lakeside christian school

Lakeside christian school is a wonderful school! Girls are thots and love to deny it and boys are fuck boys that are shit. Drama is the most loved thing at Lakeside, can’t go a day without sum tea☕️. And we can’t forget that the teachers are special asf😊

wow she definitely goes to lakeside christian school

by D..g January 17, 2019

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Christian Parker Henry

-Fake hoodman

-Wrinkly ass
-Poohshiesty mask never comes off

Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly

by Dustbucket1 May 6, 2022

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anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022

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