Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.

I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!

by Beekeeper Jeff April 20, 2019

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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 02, 2013

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Magic Mike Syndrome

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

by insanegod March 05, 2019

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Dirty Mike Wilson

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

by john s November 12, 2004

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Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

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