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Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..
by Krythm81 April 10, 2024
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Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
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Tard

A very nice person that is incredibly polite and is usually picked on wrongfully.
“Connor is such a tard.” -Dylan
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
by RealInsultMeanings January 24, 2021
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Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it
Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.
'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'
by bananananamana. November 12, 2007
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Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!
He is such a hot-tard!
by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015
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