Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

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Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.

I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018

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mickeymouse balls

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.

1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".

by Founderofwords November 3, 2018

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Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

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