Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006

poop dick wein suck

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

National Grab Dick Day

On 13 November you may grab Any dudes dick and they can’t do anything about it. Have fun girls ;)

“Omg Lily it’s national grab dick day go grab bens dick”

by National grab dick day November 12, 2019

Private Dick Peter at attention

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

by pentozali February 18, 2010

i have a tiny dick

You

Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha

by Big mommas house 2 February 5, 2018