man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night

by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021

Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

omega-man

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.

The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.

I went in with the stun gun and the man didn't flinch, a fuckin omega-man.

by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021

Spicy Wilderness Man

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.

'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'

by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023