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National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
by Aniska May 25, 2018
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Dick Hard Cow Boys

A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
Let’s drop hospital. Fuck, wait nooo!! The Dick Hard Cow Boys are already there!!
by Cowboyfuckboy January 17, 2021
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Dick-o-matic bubble

a round sweet ass that you would like to penetrate with your manhood. see also budonkadonk and ghetto booty
Look at the dick-omatic bubble on that one.
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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why is my dick out

"Why is my dick out" is used when in a public restroom or some other place where your dick would be out. It causes confusion in people around you.
*in a public restroom* Hey jimmy, "why is my dick out "?
by Dick boi September 22, 2017
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deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.
when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.
by NiMo March 1, 2005
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she can get dick

If a guy says "she can get dick" it means she is either hot or fuckable so like he would fuck her or a lot of other people want to
oh her? damn she can get dick!
by spency p December 8, 2016
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner
by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015
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