Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus May 7, 2018

Izzy Shit

A football maneuver in which a quarterback sucks the dick of the other team's coach in order to guarantee a victory.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear who won the superbowl?

Person 2: Yeah, the Eagles. Nick Foles must have done an Izzy Shit for Bill Belichick

by izzybusybee February 24, 2018

whole e shit

A way of saying “HOLY SHIT!”l

Nate: WHOLE E SHIT! My favorite video game is now on Xbox.
Joe: Yes!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) February 25, 2018

keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

talking that sly shit

To talk that sly shit means to talk shit about someone, without them knowing.

(Sneak dissing, shit talking, talking shit)

"That pussy was talking that sly shit, I'm gonna fuck him up"

by Fuckyou11111111111 February 28, 2018

shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...

How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...

by Tdime March 2, 2018