shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

shit on a wheel

Means your ass at a game or have no skill in a particular subject.

I have not gotten a kill this game because I’m shit on a wheel

by Ryanthecheese September 26, 2017

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Shouting and Shit

A term used for describing online chats with friends that escalate to all caps texting about useless topics.

Person 1: Why are you laughing?
Person 2: I was just shouting and shit with my friends on skype.

by Flying Chickens September 29, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

SHIT

POOP, YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU HATE

YOU ARE A BIG PEICE OF SHIT

by behanna September 30, 2017

Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.

I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.

by DStanS October 1, 2017