I'm gay

When the class clown say I'm gay it's always to make people laugh, and in fact, he is the most straightest in the room.

Oh shoot that guy is HOT! I think I'm gay

by anonymous December 6, 2023

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

i’m talking different

when your heads somewhere else and your talking about something completely different and/or made up.

isabel: are you dating drake

camila: what no?

isabel: oh i’m talking different, my bad.

by itsjustails February 12, 2024

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024