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Cumaid-man

When a male ejaculates into a jug of koolaid
bro last night pedo bell became the cumaid-man and i accidentally drank it
by kaylelikesmen May 27, 2022
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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Mans

Can be described as your homie or a dude you’re talking to or dating
Yo is that your mans?
by Dream Jackson March 10, 2019
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man fuk u

what sophia says when she mad🦹🏿 ♀️🦹🏿 ♀️
by bitches mad April 17, 2020
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The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes
Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes
by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021
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Hey! Lets start a band man

A late night message from a drunk person who wants to start a band, send 15 you tube influence videos then you ask them about it in the morning and they arent so keen.
Hey! lets start a band man! Do you like tha bangles? They are my davourite band! Do you like this video?
by DWS197812 July 7, 2018
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Bamboozle-Man

A cryptic individual in a top hat that can and will bamboozle you at any given chance.
"Bro I woke up with ferrets in my fridge again. Bamboozle-Man is at it again.
by hezeishere July 5, 2022
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