French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.

by dan f June 11, 2006

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004

French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

French Exit

Sexual term when you're licking your partner's asshole and they fart on your tongue.

So this guy was eating my asshole out, and I totally french exited him.

by herbdilla October 28, 2017

french military victories

Victories of the nation who fought and won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.

French military victories? There are so many because you know....France won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.

No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.

by VladMartel April 25, 2008

french military victories

There have been many throughout history, including notably the American War of Independence

Without the French at the Battle of Yorktown, Americans would be singing God Save The Queen before baseball games.

by Atomic Death June 8, 2005

excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

by Mr. X-106 September 4, 2003