The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.

Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!

by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024

Touching Life Globally

MAGICINE Pharma is a Social initiative which helps best access to a broad range of medicines for life-threatening diseases, in particular, Oncology (Cancer), Hepatitis, Anti-Retrovira ( HIV), Neurology and Rheumatology These medicines are not widely available and hence we bridge the gap between the trusted healthcare professionals and leading hospitals/institutions across the world with the patient. We supply to areas where reach is difficult and cannot afford medicines. Treatment is reachable and right to all.
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Touching Life Globally

by MGpharma September 25, 2020

touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch

“I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”

by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024

Touch

To touch (someone or something) is to grope it in a sexual manner

"help! She touched me!"

by Gretelismycat May 4, 2025

Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021